- The bomber sucked at it, injuring only himself and four others.
- Right-wing assholes immediately started chanting the usual anti-muslim / anti-immigrant shit.
- Left-wing assholes, having won the toss to be marginally brighter today, are standing by to see if the bomber was a white boy before chanting their usual gungrabbing / toxic masculinity shit, passing the time by sneering at the right-wing assholes.
- New Yorkers, Thor bless 'em. checked in to keep their loved ones from fretting and went back to fucking work.
Just another manic Monday.