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Roger Rabbit just made my head explode again

4/30/2022

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Specifically, how deep the rabbit (pun intended) hole goes.
Specifically, looking at Betty Boop's cameo at the Ink & Paint club.
At first glance, it's a take on Hollywood's ageism, where men are allowed to age gracefully and women are allowed to age away from the cameras. Betty, a black-and-white toon a decade past her heyday, is stuck hawking cigarettes for all-human audiences to get by while technicolor ingenues like Jessica Rabbit headline night after night and marry movie stars like Roger. Her "what a lucky girl" line comes off as funny, since now two generations of starlets consider a goofball like Roger to be a memetic sex god.
But if you look back at Betty's career and Hollywood history?
It gets real dark real fast.
See, Betty got her start as a sidekick of a Fleisher studios character named Bimbo the dog (who was himself a fairly obvious dollar store version of Mickey Mouse). Bimbo was intended to be the cigar-chomping, wisecracking star. Betty, while always sweet on Bimbo, upstaged him so completely that she was the title character of the shorts they appeared in within two years.
Unfortunately, her character would only remain at its height for two years after that. Still in a relationship with Bimbo, Betty established her bona fides as the girl looking for a good time with a heart of gold. She was THE animated sex symbol of her time.
Then the Hays code went into effect in 1934.
Bimbo was immediately fired (because God forbid a human be in a romantic relationship with an animal), and Betty had all of the innuendo and sensuality that formed her act taken away by the censors. While she made do as best she and the animators could, it wouldn't be enough.
She headlined her last short in 1939.
Now take all of that, and watch that scene at the Ink & Paint club again.
Betty's not only seeing Hollywood ageism in the new generation of starlet hitting the spotlight.
She's seeing a technicolor toon being allowed to publicly keep her marriage to an animal toon. When Betty wasn't.
She's watching a toon at the height of sexualization bring down the damn all-human house. When Betty wasn't.
Jessica has EVERYTHING that the industry took from Betty over a decade ago.
And she sums it up in a wistful, "Yeah, what a lucky girl." Then shuts Eddie's mouth before it draws flies and gets back to work.
And as a last little stick it in and twist?
The one and only Fleisher studios character that didn't get so much as a background appearance in WFRR?
Bimbo.
"What a lucky girl."
Holy fucking shit, Betty.
I did not plan on you making me cry tonight, but here we are.
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*sighs*

4/27/2022

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Godsdammnit...
I don't care about him or it.
But I stubbornly keep caring about smart people being duped.
Going around is some variant on the theme below:
"Friendly reminder that Musk told the UN that if they gave him a budgeted breakdown of how $6B could end world hunger, he would do it. Then they gave it to him and he didn't. Then he bought Twitter for $45B."
Yeah, about that plan.
The UN gave him a breakdown of how that much would feed those the UN determined "most in need."
For one year.
That's not ending world hunger.
That's growing existing programs that say they will do so in a year.
(Source in the first comment.)
So yeah, Musk didn't fund it. Because it was bullshit. I guess when you don't even pay your parking tickets, people get suspicious of what you say you can do with their money. Funny how that works.
How much bullshit?
The USDA spent $122B on their own nutritional and hunger programs just in the US alone, and doesn't seem to have done much, despite being the most that department has ever spent.
(source in the second comment)
So, to sum up: The UN is full of shit and the feds are wasteful.
But a whole lot of people fell for a line of fine-spun bullshit anyway.
And it's not even well-hidden bullshit either. That took me five seconds of WTF and thirty seconds of googling.
You are all smarter people than this. Stop falling for it.
Look, I get it. Billionaires with names and faces you can recognize are easy targets, especially when you're struggling yourself, I get that.
A snarky soundbite when you're convinced you're right is another dopamine hit in a day when you need every one you can get. I get that.
It's still falling for bullshit.
Bullshit that someone spun for a reason.
And every time an otherwise smart person falls for something like that, they end up acting like just the sort of dirt-scrabbling, witch-burning, hat-in-handing, pathetic little useful idiot peasant the bullshit spinners think they are.
Stop rewarding the bullshit spinners.
They're saying what you want to hear. But if they had to lie that clumsy to do it, do they really have your best interests in mind?
I'm probably preaching to a choir and empty pews, but fuck it.
Stop rewarding the bullshit spinners.
Think for five seconds. Especially when it's telling you what you want to hear.
Start by pondering the idea that if you're screaming bloody murder about the fact that a free speech absolutist is buying a venue that you yourself use to speak freely, you're not the good guys in that particular story.
*Gibbs slap*
Don't reward them again. No matter where they come from.
Take care of yourselves out there.
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What I'd rather discuss

4/27/2022

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Rather than talk about things I don't give a shit about, like Twitter and Elon Musk, I wanna talk about things I do give a shit about, like moviemaking and living in Georgia.
Over the weekend, an actor and a casting director got into what they call an exchange on Twitter. Point of contention being pay inequality between actors from Atlanta vs those in other markets, often for the same roles.
TLDR: blaming casting for your problems is barking up the wrong tree.
Just to establish bona fides: I didn't focus on acting until 2015, and I didn't really start getting noticed for it until 2018 when I retired from fight choreography. But I've been in the Atlanta market since 2009, when I left active duty. And my toes were dipped in the water even before I enlisted.
And through that decade and change since the tax incentives kicked in, there has always been points of contention between Atlanta and LA.
Frankly speaking, we stole their lunch money on a large scale.
I know "I suffered so you should too" is a bullshit argument. But saying that to actors who actually had to live in LA, pay four times the rent for half the space, be in the room every time (and pay a lot of money in parking tickets over the years as a result), not to mention deal with the rest of the bullshit inherent in living there, is not a winning strategy.
A roundabout argument kicked in where LA actors were stuck up and no better than those in Atlanta, and Atlanta actors were cheap and lazy upstarts who wanted to make it big overnight without paying their dues.
And to be honest, there were solid examples on both sides.
That said, this was happening to the whole industry, who rooted for the home team when possible. For the early years, when an LA actor was late, or showed up unprepared, or went off the rails, well, that was a crappy actor. But when an Atlanta actor did the same thing, all of Atlanta's talent pool got tarred with the same brush.
The learning curve was steep and painful and yeah, I climbed it too.
Breakdowns nowadays say "keep it real and grounded" like a tent revival preacher says "Amen" for a fucking reason, folks.
(Then there was the wonkiness of people who tried dual residency to game the system. Some people are always looking for cheat codes, I guess. I've never seen any that worked for more than one person, so I haven't bothered.)
But in Atlanta's corner the entire time, championing the Atlanta talent pool, were the handful of casting directors who are based locally and believed in local talent.
Then the pandemic hit, and the one big weakness in the Atlanta talent pool became the gold standard nationwide.
I'm talking about self-taping.
L.A. hated it for years. They wanted in the room. Wheras Atlanta had been doing self-tapes regularly since they became a thing in 2010 or so. So when work started up again, nobody wanted to be in any room, self-taping became a gold standard, and the industry was waiting.
It didn't seem that way, because the return to work protocols also meant a sharp drop in costars and day players, which were and are overrepresented in Atlanta. But they're also the majority of available roles in every market, so what you gonna do?
So yeah, there probably is a pay disparity. And it's not like the union's being any help there (who was it that called Georgia a right-to-freeload state again?) Adjusting territorial lines might be worth bringing up at the next round of negotiations.
But again, casting isn't the culprit.
Casting is one department among many, answering to a producer and responsible for their budget. And in the case of location casting, the person who sees you might not even be a department head. I have yet to see a casting director that won't fight for an actor. But there's only so much they can do. We all pick and choose our battles every day.
Maybe there's some movement for transparency at the producer level that would shine some light on it some more. But I'm not holding my breath.
At the end of the day, we're all mercenaries fighting for our piece of the action. We all step into the room alone with our preparation, our training, and our instincts, and what happens happens.
Take care of yourselves out there.
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Huh. That's interesting.

4/7/2022

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If we weren't living in interesting times, I'd say the Dems were going to get their asses handed to them in the midterms. While not everything that's gone wrong in the last two years is their fault, it has happened on their watch: supply chain problems, bungling covid response, everything to do with schools, Afghanistan, Ukraine, the list goes on.
The Mayonnaise left (mostly white, rich, thick, and oily. Apologies to Terry Pratchett.) are keeping their heads down nervously with every new development. The ctrl-left still screams at every blunder from Biden, knowing damn well they'll be supporting him and everyone else with a D after their name when the primary clears. Any more or less united GOP would mop the floor with the pack of 'em.
But that's not what describes the GOP. The Trump cult is awaiting his return about as eagerly as the death eaters awaited Voldemort, while the old grifters and wannabe libertarians are trying not to speak his name in the hopes they can get back to business as usual. Which is why you never hear from the latter, and only hear about the former when they're doing stupid shit: banning books, throwing their weight behind draconian antiabortion laws, suddenly giving a shit about women's sports, and the like. The old school playbook that gets the cult base excited but nobody else.
And it's a race to the bottom when it comes to schools. Everybody gave teachers the short end of the stick, from both parties to their unions to parents that suddenly had time to notice. Normally, accusing genuinely concerned parents of terrorism would be something we'd still be talking about today. But the GOP had to top that with every flavor of discriminatory bullshit we thought we'd ditched in the 90's.
Look, the idea that parents shouldn't have a say in how their kids are educated is such a bad idea you should be able to hear the whistle of the unintended consequences train just mentioning it.
I've said it before and I've said it again. Kids need parents, teachers, and cops in their lives. But when any of those three don't measure up, the problem gets worse because each one of those three suck at doing the job of the other two.
That said, parents? If your kid doesn't trust you enough to come out to you as LGBT?
That's YOUR fuckup as a parent. Own it.
Hiding behind fucked up mandatory reporting laws is cowardly bullshit.
Like I said, if we weren't living in interesting times, I'd say the Dems were due for a shellacking in the midterms.
Then yesterday, Biden extended the student loan repayment moratorium through the end of August.
Which gets me thinking...
Imagine over Labor Day Weekend, Biden stops being a tease and declares full student loan forgiveness across the board.
It would be a massive boon in a key general election demographic: suburbanite professionals.
People living well for themselves, but with student debt as an albatross around their necks.
Would that sway the numbers to the Dems?
Possibly.
Two factors complicate it.
One is inflation. Which the Dems denied was happening until even I was noticing the cheap shit frozen pizza in my shopping cart had gone up.
With the war in Ukraine still going on, spring planting is probably fucked both there and in Russia.
And there's already a fertilizer shortage.
Add in oil problems.
You can't run or hide from global commodity problems. We probably won't have no-shit famine within the U.S., but food prices aren't going down anytime soon.
And our suburbanite professionals will be experiencing that.
The second is that the immediate impact is already gone. The current moratorium is already two years old. Repaying these loans haven't been a part of a lot of budgets for two years. And they're STILL getting hit with inflation in commodities. In that respect, forgiveness won't make their lives noticeably better, just supposedly keep them from getting worse.
We live in interesting times, is what I'm saying.
Take care of yourselves out there.
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