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Corps story

7/30/2021

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Friend: Hey Jay, a friend found a replica of the USMC officer's sword she wants to use for belly dancing purposes, but doesn't want to offend any Marines. What do you think?
Me: How do you think Karamanli had it presented to Lt. O'Bannon in the first place?
Friend: No shit?
Me: No idea. But I wouldn't put it past him. Hell, the story would make a nice routine in and of itself.
Friend: So she's good to go?
Me: There's always a whiner somewhere, but everyone I care to drink with would probably get a kick out of it. Rah.
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I miss writing in depth

7/27/2021

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Don't get me wrong, I love writing the books and stories (and yes I'm still working on them). But I miss talking about the world in general. Bits that fascinated or frustrated me. I always liked picking them up and mentally reverse-engineering how they got there.
I lost all enthusiasm for it, really.
Because anything I want to talk about, I can guarantee you that
one, the vast majority reading this have already formed their opinion, and
two, the vast majority of those are ready to throw hands about it.
Or at least throw shade, mount high horses, and generally be a petty asshole in the name of being right and I can.
Or, if I'm going to be charitable, in honest frustration at trying their best when a vast swath of other people in the world are being shits about it.
It's like dropping a gauntlet in an ice cream shop full of drunken, shirtless, hard dicked college boy gym rats.
It doesn't matter if I drop it on accident, on purpose, or out of a sincere desire to bounce ideas off of someone: There's going to be a mess, I'll be going to a lot of honest effort to not permanently cripple people who won't be extending similar courtesies, and I won't get to enjoy my ice cream.
Namoscarte: the grouch in me recognizes the grouch in you. Or some such shit.
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Spent the day quietly at home. Now pondering the holiday before I have to get on the Mic.

7/4/2021

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Although I'm not much of one for jingoism, I do believe in American exceptionalism. I think I was born in and fought for a country that was born in revolt. But unlike so many revolts throughout history, America has been a rare exception. Its revolution didn't bring in its wake the guillotine, or the great purge, or a classicide of millions. It brought about with the notion that there should be liberty and justice for all. And though it's repeatedly failed to live up to that ideal, her people have never stopped working "to a more perfect union" to this day.

Yeah, I like the 4th of explosions. But its really more about seeing beyond the explosions.

Its hard to explain to those who have never seen a night sky lit up by a battle: so much happening lit by muzzle flashes and flares, explosions and night vision. A sight of anything clear is a rare gift. ("I can't see shit!" is one of the top ten phrases uttered in any large-scale combat.)


The idea of seeing that chaotic, shitty light from across a bay... And seeing the flag still flying.


A country-sized version of a candle in the window, saying, "we're still here. We're not alone. And we're not lost yet."


Pretty powerful shit.


And yeah, maybe our culture has glossed over that. But it keeps popping up anyway.


It doesn't necessarily have to be the stars and stripes flying over fort McHenry.


It can be the wands all firing into the sky over Hogwarts.


It can be the Death Star burning up in orbit over Endor.


Its still that candle in the window.


We're here.


We're not alone.


We haven't lost yet.

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Twenty years with my beloved.

7/4/2021

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Longer ago than is polite to mention, I was an overgrown and aimless renfaire brat with a van, a sack of costumes, and more energy than sense.

She was a nerdy & curvy IT tech with my comp tickets and a desire to not be at work on a holiday weekend.

The winds of fate and a complete jugfuck of an Independence day festival brought us together in the wilderness of HoboShank, GA, on a magical weekend of half built sets, Virginia reels, and fireworks I never saw the paperwork for but the statue of limitations has probably expired anyway.


She was mistaken for crew and never bothered to correct anyone's assumptions.


Somewhere between the explosions and the heat exhaustion, she decided I was worth keeping.


As the sun goes down and the forest rednecks keep setting off more fireworks, I thank Frigga that she still does.


And they all blew shit up happily ever after.

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