(her doc wanted her to get one jic)
They explained how the test works
(a q-tip punching the bore of your face by going all the way back)
and she went “Oh yeah, like the human blockhead trick.”
“You know, it’s the old circus thing where they take a long nail and a hammer and -”
she starts making a couple hand gestures.
They're all in masks, but every pair of eyes goes wide in growing horror
(except the one guy trying not to giggle)
“Well it’s not really like that, exactly.”
And that's how Merry became today's break room conversation.