Guys, let's talk.
If a lady is kind enough to present an audience that includes you with an image of themselves that is even remotely alluring in any way, shape, or form, the proper responses are varying degrees of awe and gratitude.
In other words, say things like:
"You look amazing!"
"Bravo!"
"Nicely done!"
And especially...
"Thank you."
NOT such responses as...
"More!"
"Too much clothing!"
"Damn Facebook restrictions, full frontal ahead!"
Innuendo is for experienced, advanced players who agreed to house rules beforehand. If you have to ask whether you are among their ranks, let me clear the confusion: you're not.
Indicate your imminent proximity to your bunk at your own risk. If you wouldn't publicly say, "I'm going to go forth and vigorously masturbate to this," don't fool yourself into thinking a Whedonic euphemism will save you.
Unless the lady has contracted to model for you to your specifications, SHE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!
While you're at it, keep your deconstructive and unasked for commentary vis a vis her appearance, pose, wardrobe, and expression to yourselves.
Nobody needs that shit, and you make the world a worse place in doing so.
So knock it off.
Short version: stop treating the pretty ladies in your online life like some manner of fuckdoll avatars you didn't pay for.
One, doing so makes you an asshole.
Two, the lady doesn't need that shit.
Three, the more assholes there are doing this shit, the less ladies there are willing to present such images, meaning less of such images in the world for me to enjoy and appreciate.
(hey, I never said I didn't have some enlightened self interest motivating me here.)
Unfuck yourselves,
~J.
If a lady is kind enough to present an audience that includes you with an image of themselves that is even remotely alluring in any way, shape, or form, the proper responses are varying degrees of awe and gratitude.
In other words, say things like:
"You look amazing!"
"Bravo!"
"Nicely done!"
And especially...
"Thank you."
NOT such responses as...
"More!"
"Too much clothing!"
"Damn Facebook restrictions, full frontal ahead!"
Innuendo is for experienced, advanced players who agreed to house rules beforehand. If you have to ask whether you are among their ranks, let me clear the confusion: you're not.
Indicate your imminent proximity to your bunk at your own risk. If you wouldn't publicly say, "I'm going to go forth and vigorously masturbate to this," don't fool yourself into thinking a Whedonic euphemism will save you.
Unless the lady has contracted to model for you to your specifications, SHE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!
While you're at it, keep your deconstructive and unasked for commentary vis a vis her appearance, pose, wardrobe, and expression to yourselves.
Nobody needs that shit, and you make the world a worse place in doing so.
So knock it off.
Short version: stop treating the pretty ladies in your online life like some manner of fuckdoll avatars you didn't pay for.
One, doing so makes you an asshole.
Two, the lady doesn't need that shit.
Three, the more assholes there are doing this shit, the less ladies there are willing to present such images, meaning less of such images in the world for me to enjoy and appreciate.
(hey, I never said I didn't have some enlightened self interest motivating me here.)
Unfuck yourselves,
~J.
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